LATEST 10 FUNNY JOKES IN ENGLISH

LATEST 10 FUNNY JOKES IN ENGLISH:-

                               1.
The doctor to the patient : 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor : 'Can i get a second opinion?'
The doctor again : 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
                               2.
Patient : Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor : Take the spoon out the mug before you drink.
                               3.
A teacher asked  student to write 55.
Student asked : How???
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5|
The student wrote 5 stopped.
Teacher :What are you waiting for??
Student : I don't know which side to write the other 5|
                               4.
Customer : Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. 
Waitress : Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.
                               5.
"Excuse me. Do you know the way to zoo?"
"No, I'm sorry I don't."
"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
                               6.
What is Love???
Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense
And makes the person nonsense.
                              7.
Those who are single, let's sing this song together:
Single bells
single bells
single all the way
oh whet fun it is to watch
those couples fight all day......
                             8.
My Girlfriend broke up with me.
she thinks that I'm childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
                            9.
I was in a cab today and the cab driver said,
"I love my job,I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."
Then I said,"Turn Left
                           10.
They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups and couldn't move a wall.
But when I took 4 bottles of beers,
I saw the wall moving itself.
These scientists should better stop their lies............