1.Airplane Crash:
An airplane was about to crash.
There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The first passenger said "I am Stephen curry, the best NBA basketball player. The warriors and my millions of fans need me, and i can't afford to die." so he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald trump, said,"I am the newly-elected US
President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die."He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
T he 3rd passenger, the pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year old schoolboy,"My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have last parachute."
The little boy said,"That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you.America's smartest President took my schoolbag.
2. 8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
3. A guy in a plane stood uo and shouted: "HIJACK!"
All passengers got scared
From the other end of a plain, a guy shouted back "HI JHON"
4. Today was my first day entering a court.
The judge shouted"order, order!!"
I was so excited,
So I shouted back "fried rice with chicken, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special ice mineral water."
I am now locked up in a dark room.
I am sure they will bring my order soon.
An airplane was about to crash.
There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The first passenger said "I am Stephen curry, the best NBA basketball player. The warriors and my millions of fans need me, and i can't afford to die." so he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald trump, said,"I am the newly-elected US
President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die."He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
T he 3rd passenger, the pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year old schoolboy,"My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have last parachute."
The little boy said,"That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you.America's smartest President took my schoolbag.
2. 8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
3. A guy in a plane stood uo and shouted: "HIJACK!"
All passengers got scared
From the other end of a plain, a guy shouted back "HI JHON"
4. Today was my first day entering a court.
The judge shouted"order, order!!"
I was so excited,
So I shouted back "fried rice with chicken, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special ice mineral water."
I am now locked up in a dark room.
I am sure they will bring my order soon.
