BEST SANTA FUNNY JOKES:
SLEIGH RIDE THROUGH THE RAIN:
Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
MERRY MEASURE:
Q: What,s st. Nicholas,s favorite measurement in the metric system?
A: The santameter!
By Briana, age 7.
HO HO OW:
Q: What,s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A:Santa Klutz.
OH DEER:
Q: Which of santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
A: RUDE-olph, of course!
PRINGLE BELLS:
Q: What's Santa claus's favorite type of potato chip?
A: Crisp pringles!
THEY LOVE IT DEERLY:
Q: Why do Dasher and dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's star bucks!😇😇😇😇
SLEIGH RIDE THROUGH THE RAIN:
Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
MERRY MEASURE:
Q: What,s st. Nicholas,s favorite measurement in the metric system?
A: The santameter!
By Briana, age 7.
HO HO OW:
Q: What,s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A:Santa Klutz.
OH DEER:
Q: Which of santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
A: RUDE-olph, of course!
PRINGLE BELLS:
Q: What's Santa claus's favorite type of potato chip?
A: Crisp pringles!
THEY LOVE IT DEERLY:
Q: Why do Dasher and dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's star bucks!😇😇😇😇
